Things Fans Can Do During NCAA Selection Sunday Show
The NCAA tournament selection committee is meeting in Indianapolis this weekend, for the selection of the 34 best at-large basketball teams in the nation, pairing them up against the 31 automatic qualifiers and then listening to the critics instantly pick apart which teams were left out. Here are few things funs can do during the Selection Show.
1. Host a tupperware party - It’ll keep your mind off the crappy end to the season AND you’ll get some nice free gifts from the sales lady!
2. Play a video game that involves killing people in a violent manner - You can pretend your victims are prick coaches you hate like Jim Calhoun, Pete Gillen, and the quitter Bob Knight.
3. Begin spring cleaning - It’ll make your wife/girlfriend happy and maybe you’ll actually get laid in March for the first time since you became obsessed with college basketball oh so many years ago.
4. Go outside - I know this is foreign to all of us on days that involve college basketball games,news, and analysis but maybe you’ll like it. Maybe.
If all else fails swallow your pride, don’t be a hater, and wish a good friend luck on this NCAA Selection Show this Sunday.
Tags: selection, show
March 17th, 2008 at 4:56 am
I can’t believe so many people are actually voting for Clinton. What gives?
March 17th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Don’t insinuate that I watch Fox News because I’d rather gouge my eyes out than watch that channel for 30 seconds. Clinton’s voting record is almost consistently pro-Bush and pro-censorship. She’s out to help the ultra-rich corporate scumbags, and while most politicians hold true to that statement, moreso than other candidates. The last thing I need is another Clinton or Bush in office. They’ve been in office my entire Earthly life.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Are you serious or just spouting bullshit. Did you pay attention the last 20 years? Or were you sucking your thumb watching Teletubbies?People that spout this bullshit are the same morons that gave us Shrub over Gore. Sure Gore would have been the same. He would have ignored the terrorist threat, he would have subsidized industry even more, he would have crippled the EPA, he would have started a war in Iraq.Pull your head out of your ass idiot.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
No. We only want to you to vote if you vote for the person we want.What? It’s not like we’re high on democracy here, we’re doing damage control.(slightly sarcastic)
March 17th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Isn’t that ‘preaching to the choir?’
March 17th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Are you kidding me? The Republicans thoroughly enjoyed running against Bill Clinton even though Gore was the candidate. Welcome to the real world. Are you telling me McCain would be demonstratively different than Bush? At least he admitted he doesn’t understand economics, instead of just poorly reciting speeches from speech writers.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Ouch!
March 17th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Dude, this is Reddit. PHP is for phpussies.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
She’s not that bad? Most people (over 30) actually remember Carter, Reagan, Bush Failure, Clinton, Bush Failure**2.The hate started from the idiot talk show hosts and people too lazy to actually pay attention assumed that’s what everyone thought.Just because 20 somethings hate Hillary doesn’t mean they vote. People who look at their own pocketbook after 7+ years of Shrub look fondly back at the 90s. President getting a BJ sounds way better than President fucking the whole country up the ass.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I do believe you’re right! And I thought I had such a snappy response. >_<
March 17th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Obama won Missouri. Where all the rednecks live. Things like that are the reason why we get tired of hearing that California and New York are the center of civilization.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Vote fraud!
March 17th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
That’s why I’m voting for Kodos.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Most states (if not all) allow you to vote in the primaries as long as you will be 18 by the date of the general election.