I’m with you. Except mine is 40 weeks. Her due date is actually today. I haven’t gotten laid in about 5 months. Then there’s the +6 weeks after the birth that doctor ordered.Weeee?

I was once one of those without, for a long, long time, so I know both sides now. Also, I had a band-mate who has a ho-train 5 miles long. His secret? He is actually interested in women as people first. Well, being tall, playing the bagpipe, and having long strawberry blonde hair helps too.Another tip — if your social circle includes a sensitive bagpiper with long strawberry blonde hair, and you dig folky women, you need to look for a girlfriend elsewhere. When he’s in town, all the folky chicks can do is think of him. I met my current girlfriend at a school of public health grad student party.But the best tip — date black women. Many non-black people don’t want to, as dating site statistics show. Yet there are many beautiful, smart, caring black women out there. It’s just like the stock market! Look where the masses aren’t to find your treasure.

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