'Pussycat Dolls Presents: Girlicious': Rock the boat
We’re down to the final half-dozen on Pussycat Dolls Presents: Girlicious. Soon, very soon, we’ll find out which girls will make it into the scintillating, exciting group no one’s talking about.
This week’s oddly avant garde video message tells the girls that their challenge is about "Star Quality" - the ability to stand out in a crowd and turn heads and blah blah blah. Sometimes when I watch these things, I feel like I’m watching an old Egoiste commercial (the one with the ladies randomly opening old-timey shuttered windows and yelling "Egoiste!" into European alleyways).
When they go to meet Robin, she tells them that the weakest member will go home. Tiffanie, Charlye and Chrystina are put in the first group to be singing "Thirteen Men" while Nichole, Natalie and Carrie will be singing "Sway," both songs performed in the Pussycat Doll lounge shows.
Since there are so few girls left, that whole "Enemy Camps" vibe they have going is finally starting to take its toll. Chrystina’s really upset by being in the group with her two sworn enemies and Natalie tries to comfort her.
Carrie has some vocal blending issues during dance rehearsal and Mikey wonders if she can be part of a group or if she’s an individual artist. It seems to me if she was with two other girls with strong voices, it may not be as much of an issue. Chrystina, for the second week in a row, is messing up the lyrics and is just really discombobulated by being in the group she’s in. Robin tells them that they need to learn how to get along and bond somehow because this may end up being the group. In other words, she told them to suck it up and get over themselves.
Robin wakes the girls up the next morning and packs them into a van for a surprise trip to the marina. The purpose is to shoot a video for the single "Leave Me Alone" they recorded for the vocal challenge. Directed by Robin’s brother Steven Antin, they’ll be filming on a yacht - first in groups for the chorus and then individually for the verses.
Tags: girlicious, lyrics
April 25th, 2008 at 7:20 am
but- how can i travel if i sell my car?
April 25th, 2008 at 8:10 am
I had to stop and clean the vomit off the floor while reading this… i mean come on.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:01 am
This is a great list except for the whole “Unplugging the internet” thing. Not gonna happen.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I like everything but “unplug the internet” . . . . ***** that!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Looks like a genuine Butt Signal to me. It’s all the rage these days for high-class booty calls.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I stopped reading after this,”Swim in a freezing lake.”Yeah….
April 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Anyone else get to 10, get defensive, and then close the article?
April 25th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
How does someone die of natural causes at age 39? hmmm…
April 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
They were suspended for lying on health forms, claiming that they didn’t “use tobacco”.Nice language abuse in the article though, especially the linkage to illicit drug usage. Sneaky.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
You know, I can appreciate many things on this list, but the author fails to take into account some things: - Not every wants to be outside. I’ve never been an outdoorsy type. I’d rather be inside curled up with a good book with my wife, or tinkering with my computer or some other gadget.- There’s plenty of good content on TV and the internet, especially for knowledge junkies like me. National Geographic, Discovery, Wikipedia, etc.- Some people just aren’t in the position to sell their cars and take off to see the world, as nice as it sounds. - Even if you don’t like the outside, there’s plenty to do that’s enriching: musems, zoos, art galleries, concerts, etc. Sorry, one size DOESN’T fit all, author.