OK, this is now getting creepy

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CNN is giving one-quarter of its screen to the actual primary-night coverage and three-quarters to John King randomly doodling on the touch-screen. For, like, the last half-hour. Anderson Cooper and some talking head are doing the talking-head thing, tucked over on the left side of the screen, and King is randomly doing his Tom-Cruise-in-Minority-Report shtick, scrunching the map down with his thumb and forefinger, shifting county maps back and forth, scribbling with the Glowing Green Finger. On most of the screen. A month after CNN put the touch-screen on the map (and vice versa), they have now fetishized it past irrelevance and into annoyance.
Now they’ve taken the actual people whose actual voices are doing the actual analysis offscreen altogether, so we can watch nothing but John King doodling distracetedly on his gigabyte Etch-A-Sketch. He doesn’t even seem to realize he’s on camera.
I’m flashing on that weekend in 1990 when Newsworld, new on air and fetishizing its shoestring, seat-of-the-pants vibe, ran 20 minutes of unedited Oka video, in an infinite loop, right through a weekend. Dozens of hours of the same unedited video. Instead of, you know, editing the video.
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7 Responses to “OK, this is now getting creepy”

  1. Richendra Says:

    What I found strange about that was that most of the repetition comments were upvoted, except for the last two which got 4 downvotes each even though they were exactly the same as the others.Weirdness!

  2. Vaughn Says:

    Response from someone who is apparently informed about this: “Paul De Leeuw has been Holland’s absolute number one TV personality for 20 years. I’ll admit this looks ultra-creepy to the untrained eye, but I assure you it’s all in good spirits, it’s the most watched daytime show in The Netherlands; this was endlessly rehearsed and the presenter has known the little boy for years…I agree in this case your reaction might be understood, although it’s obviously unthinkable this could have been on the air without repercussions if it wasn’t a comedy bit…”

  3. Roxanne Says:

    “Come sit on Santa’s lap.”

  4. Jacaline Says:

    Oh God.

  5. Lexi Says:

    Oh God.

  6. Dorine Says:

    I voted down anyone that posted it more than once.