David vs. David

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The decision to ban Tickle Me Archuleta's whacko stage dad from rehearsals has dominated American Idol since late last week, overshadowing The Top 3 and next week's finale. The rumors about Little David's papa turned out to be true, and the crap hit the fan last week when Daddy Dearest switched up the lyrics for Stand By Me to include lines from Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls , which samples the classic song. The producers had told him this was not allowed because the show didn't have clearance, but David A. sang it anyway during the live show costing AI untold dollars in royalties.
Not that it matters at this point. It's definitely a David Archuleta vs. David Cook finale, so I hope Syesha Mercado is packing her bags. Tonight's show was merely a formality. The Top 3 sang three songs — one chosen by the judges, one of their choice and one selected by the producers. It was, in a word, boring.
David Archuleta: Paula picked Billy Joel's ballad And So It Goes and he knocked this one out of the park. It would turn out to be Squinty Elmo's best performance of the night. What's up with the Members Only jacket and skinny tie? Is that back in fashion? I got a closet full. David's choice was Chris Brown's With You. Hilarious! Hearing the little puppy sing about kissing and hugging a girl, not to mention calling her "my boo" had me rolling on the floor. Simon accurately described it as a "chihuahua trying to be a tiger." Awkward and skeevy are more like it. The producers selected Dan Fogelberg's Longer , a 70s soft rock ballad that has enough schmaltz to put the average listener into a coma. For a show trying to be hip, the producers proved they are a bunch of oldsters who not only don't have their finger on the pulse of today's youth, but may not have a pulse themselves.

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11 Responses to “David vs. David”

  1. Isadora Says:

    sorry, *Giulianinot that i should be validating him

  2. Wat Says:

    It genuinely upsets me to see the US war drums being beaten again, it looks like more innocent people will be bombed, against all sense and reason.

  3. Clayton Says:

    I love this guy! I like him because he boils down issues into intellectually digestable bits where as the elitist assholes in American policy tend to over complicate, mystify, and confuse.What Galloyway says regarding the credibility and validity of Neo-Con concerns is dead the hell on.Why exactly is anybody taking them seriously? Frankly in a just world the neo con talking heads should be in court defending their asses from all kinds of retribution for bringing us torture, illegal war, civil strife (this is coming in a big way!) and economic downturn.Well.. defending themselves in courts or hanging from a fucking gibbet! Whichever, it’s the same to me now.What fucking magic summoned demon are these neo-cons blowing in order to stave off their collapse? Their response to 9/11 was wrong and we all know it now!!

  4. Benny Says:

    In case anyone is interested in seeing the Letterman show with O’Reilly…http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=feRUXAztsAw

  5. Iesha Says:

    Ron Paul should get elected even if it means him taking a chubby, he will suck it up.

  6. Pam Says:

    what is a throbber?

  7. Laurinda Says:

    That was for the brainwashed people that watch mainstream news and believe it. They’re kind of used to being told what to think. :-)

  8. Elinor Says:

    Thanks for not trying to prime us to be sympathetic to your political beliefs with the headline.

  9. Chyna Says:

    It would be great if the USA could once again become the “Land of the Free.” Instead, at this time, we’re the land of the duped. Ron Paul wants to get us back to our Constitutional roots, but that’s the last the thing the powers that be desire!

  10. Ryley Says:

    Now Enter the Cone Zone !!!!!!!!!!