Finally the payoff for listening to KIIS in the morning…today Ry interviewed the two Davids, as well as Nigel, stage manager Debbie and vocal coach Byrd. Among the nuggets: DC said he felt like a big brother to Little David and was proud watching him perform last night even though "he was doing better than me." And he does call him Archey. Nigel informed that the two Davids had been scheduled to sing some dusty ballad as their duet, but it didn't sound very good so DC suggested "Hero" from Spiderman. Byrd mentioned that she saw everyone at their worst, and she had to scrape each of the contestants off the ceiling at one point or another during the season. Her favorite Cookism was, "Byrd, my head is too full." The Fetus didn't say much, but I did read in an article that he thought the judges were too hard on Cookie, which was sweet. Trying to practice being a gracious winner. Nigel also announced they were going to have a surprise guest…"the biggest star in the world RIGHT now." And then he added, "when I say that everyone assumes music." So, not music? Who would that be? Harrison Ford? DC says, "David Archuleta!" And Nigel agrees. Prescient, or red herring? Let's find out, shall we?
THIS…is the season finale! The two Davids are dressed in white and standing facing each other while Ry reads the intro. Wait…this looks familiar… "When we're together there's this feeling inside…when I'm f'ing you Ben Affleck I feel like I'm alive…they can't stop us…. " At least Ryan looks right at home as he steps between them. Hold on…snacking on … don't laugh … poptarts. Literally the only edible item in my house at the moment. Well I guess that's debatable. Anyway…

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He risked his health to expose the evils of fast food in ‘Super Size Me’. But the subject of Morgan Spurlock’s new documentary could have killed him far more efficiently. So what on earth possessed the film-maker to go in search of the world’s most wanted man?
For the past seven years, the world has been trying to catch Osama bin Laden. Trying and failing. So I’m not quite sure what made me think one lonely guy like me could manage it. Perhaps it was watching too many big-budget action movies where the one lonely guy always does get his man.
As I searched for him I imagined many times what it would be like to sit face to face with Bin Laden. I’d read that as a youngster in Saudi Arabia he had spent his time riding horses. They were his passion. Well, that’s what I’d done as a boy in West Virginia. So perhaps I could break the ice by talking to him about horses. Before getting on to the more important questions.
I couldn’t help thinking, too, that it would be a kind of Tiger Woods moment. I meet him and then I’m presented with the cheque for the $25m that is on offer to anyone who tracks him down. Dead or alive.
But, of course, I wanted him alive. So I could get down to the really important stuff. Like asking him how all this craziness that has happened in the world since 9/11 could come to an end. How do we stop it? I hoped I might get a real answer, but I also had this picture in my mind of walking up to him, with my hand outstretched, and him pulling out a sword and cutting it off.
Behind the imagining, though, there were the practicalities. Such as where exactly is he? I never met anyone who handed me an address – “You will find Bin Laden at 432 Main Street.” But there were plenty of folks who directed me towards Waziristan in the Tribal Areas, which lie between Pakistan proper and Afghanistan, and which are ‘ administered by the Pakistan government. So my plan was to pitch up in Waziristan and see where it led me.

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