Greetings all, I must say it is on a sad note that I bring you this blog today. Yes, like most of you, I’ve spent most of my day not at work or spending time with my significant other. That’s right, I wasted my whole day filling out multiple brackets, on multiple web-sites, hoping against hope that I came up with the perfect Bracket. Sporting News, Bodog, E$PN, Yahoo, Bob’s Bracket Site, and so on..I’ve been to them all, and have a variant bracket on each of them.
As I wasted my day away debating on whether to pick UT Arlington over Memphis, I couldn’t help but think about what the poor Bracketologist’s will do with their sad lives now that the brackets are actually set? I presume some will resume their janitorial duties at the local junior high school, while others might continue their progress towards a GED, while sadly some will just move back into Mom’s basement and call it a season.
What is a Bracketologist in the first place? Apparently it is a profession Joe Lunardi invented one day when he realized that he would never get laid, so he should probably just feed all of his sexual aggression towards sports. However, sports in general was like screwing the ugly chick down the block, everyone had been there and done that. No No No, that was not good enough for Joe, he was looking for a new angle. He needed the hottest girl in school, that’s right, Joe focused his sights on the NCAA Tournament and the Field of Sixty-Four, the proverbial “Hawtest Chick In School!”
So now Joe has a mission, and he figures if he can accurately predict who and who will not make the tournament days before the selection committee makes their own official selection, E$PN will pay him scad of money for this negligible “skill”.

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